<<十步诗>>Part II
一见钟情二来上船三更半夜四脚朝天五指摸胸六来流去七上八下八八开花九九一次十分痛快 诗神 卢白上这是第二个 <<十步诗>>专门献给老师的～
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Guess!!!
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放松下来，看看笑话～
◎酸言酸語--
夫：哇哩！妳買那麼貴的胸罩幹嘛？妳根本沒什麼胸部嘛！
妻：ㄛ～照你這麼說，那你買內褲的錢也都可以統統省下來啦。
夫：……………
◎親愛的 --
老王受邀到老李家中作客…
在老李家中，只見老李都以「親愛的」來稱呼老婆。
老王見狀很感動的對老李說：「你真的是不容易耶！結婚快10年了，你還是這樣甜蜜的稱呼你太太…」
「其實，」老李小聲的說：
「我忘記她名字很久了說…」
◎晚飯 --
老婆自從做家庭主婦後精神鬱卒，
脾氣很不爽有一天老公下班回來看見老婆在炒菜！
老公從後面摟著老婆
溫柔的說:親愛的！今晚我們吃什麼？
老婆很兇的說:甲賽啦！
老公很洩氣得拿著報紙去坐馬桶.....
老婆心想:老公上班也辛苦，剛才的態度真不該！
於是.... 就到浴室門口敲門
說:老公！你在做什麼呀！
老公語氣粉冷的說..我在做晚飯！
◎罵人的藝術 --
街上一個女生正在罵男朋友：「你這個單細胞生物、爛浮游綠藻、兩棲爬蟲類、尖嘴猴腮、最差勁的男人！」
男友回答：「難道我都沒有優點嗎？」
女友：「妳難道沒有發現，你一直在進化嗎？」
◎秤體重 --
妻子站在秤上
高興地對丈夫說：
'親愛的，快來看我體重少了兩公斤．
''親愛的，那是因為妳還沒有化妝．'
◎安全帽 --
小白這天去換駕照，路經一個十字路口時，瞧見有位媽媽背著一個小孩，前面還載一個大一點的小孩被條子攔下來…
條子說：「這位太太，你的小孩沒帶安全帽也就算了，你怎麼自已也不戴？這樣說不過去哦。」媽媽：「小朋友的這麼小買不到ㄇㄟ。」
條子：「但你自已應該要戴啊！」
媽媽：「我戴幹嘛？萬一我的孩子出了什麼事，我也不想活了！」
條子：「…… @_@ ……」
◎最大坨的 --
一日，母親和她的胖女兒談話............
胖女兒：媽！你為什麼把我生得那麼胖，害我都沒有人追！我看，我乾脆下海算了！
母：你要下海？？？？那我看那些男人就要上岸了！
胖女兒：媽！你怎麼這麼說！！那.....我不要活了！我要自殺！
我要把自己燒成灰，讓你永遠認不出我來！！！
母：哈！！我怎麼可能認不出你。只要找最大坨的灰就是啦！
some funny..some =.=ll
hehe^^
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S1 XIAO BBQ Party
almost 5-6...some committee oledi reach my home~~
bt oso no use...
we still waiting some1 to 起火～lolx!!
we play until so high~haha~~
play watermelon?
play jelly?
play cake?
play cream??
lolx~~
dat day reli so tired~~
thx them~~
play watermelon&jelly??
play cake??
fay~full of cream~
our 卢白oso full of cream~~
这两位小姐。。太粗鲁了！！
wait!!!!
where is ah wong???
he said he will come~
where is he???
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Beach
一大早起来就是为了要去beach~
谁知，天空好像要哭了！！
到了beach...天空真的哭了！！
haiz~~
我们几个集合后，就去喂我的空肚子！！
that fired kuey tiau~lol~wat seafood wah...
i think is kosong lar~~ntg inside...juz some "sotong"...
sun of the beach???
after that..the whole grp lik break liao~~my grp include..4 les partners,alex,emily,kon,johnathan lee,zoe,chloe&elaine khor...
we go playground...wakaka~~
a died fish still wanna drink cola?? after that
that grp break again~~
juz left 4 les partner,alex,zoe,chloe.emily&elaine khor
we take photo here and there~~haha~~
i think is we too love our sea...
den 4 les partners&alex direct took off our scandal and play~~
haha~~
josie&elaine
josie&angela
josie&steffi
josie&alex
bring this back giv hermit see??lolx!!
too enjoy~lolx
4 les partners
too high~~haha
alex's foot become sand foot~~haha~~
lik ss de elaine~
almost 12...
ben lai i can go watch movie wif them...
hu noe...
my dad called me...and "order" me go back home!!
ish!!!so hate o!!!
back home direct bath den sleep liao~~
so tired...
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<<十步诗>>
一时冲动二来上床三更半夜四脚朝天五指榨波六来溜去七上八下八八开花九秒一次十分痛快 诗神 卢白上这是某人发明的。。真厉害！但我的扇子。。就这样被“污染”了。。T_T这几天都换位。。真的有点想念我的位子。。如没换。。这<<十步诗>>。。我会更早知。。haiz~~但换了位也不赖。。我们四个那天用。。四个字来沟通。。。eg.第一个人说：“你有问题”第二个人说：“啊啊啊啊”必定要有四个音～哈哈！！！
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Korea~
Gratitude Dinner For Korea student~
i reli "hate"some1 lar!!
i oledi so sleepy~~
he still wanna talk talk talk!!
so chang qi o him!!!!
he duno de 2nd day we got lesson de meh??
shi bar!!!!!
until 11.30 o~
back home oledi 12~
when de laz day at airport~
he seem lik bu nai fan~
cal de korean...
gogogo....
asyik chui our go~~
bu jian de gratitude dinner fast fast~~
airport should more longer mah...we miss our "friends"de lar~~
when we wan fast..u slow
when we wan slow..u fast~~
wat mean o u!!! 
**airport picture will post...bt now lazy liao..hehe^^**
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Sunday
omg!!go gaya street again!!
7.00 oledi wake up...(nt rela de...mum force de!!)
when go gaya street...walao~~
bought so many thing!!
haha~~
8.30 we back~den go breakfast(when i go..elaine and bong still at home..haha)
take a rest den take picture wif at center..(da tou tie)
reli so rush lar~~
after 1 hour..m n kwak go...cuz my dad wanna bring our to oth place...
go where??
go ums aquarium center 
go kdca
after these...go citymall~
after dat..dinner...den 1 borneo~~
walao~~
dat sunday reli reli so "busy"
haha~~
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zhao du~
dat day was me and angela turn for zhao du~
b4 dat day...we remember to do dat de~~
bt on datday~
suddenly lieh told m...dat day is m n angela turn...
omg~!!
we din prepare anything!!
so we teach korea~
haha~~
cuz gt korean mah..easy to prepare lar~~
haha~~
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STTSS Night(ii)
actually the last post abt sttss nite~~
i was so sleepy...so i went slip liao~~
reli reli reli so sleepy...
i havent finish post de~~
so..now i continue lar~
haa~~
------------------------------------------- after sttss nite~
m,elaine and bong wif our hot go yam cha at upperstar~~
no electric current lar~
haiz~
we learn a lot of korea word...
oso bad word...wakaka~~
bichino=crazyman
shi bar=shit you
kisueyo=kiss me
ucibang=dun cry
and more...and i forgot..haha~~~
see this pic and laz 2 pic...it de same person!!bt kwak..1 no spec..1 wif spec...different!!!~ post at 23:31:00 ~
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